[Lawak Time].
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[Lawak Time].
by Kaymerc Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:40 pm
Azman is a boy who juz fnished his SPM n waiting for his results to come out.
So he decided to go find some jobs while waiting, after 2 days of searching, he finally found a job in a large building beside KLCC.
The boss interviews Azman in malay.
Azman:Selamat pagi tuan.
Boss:Selamat pagi, sila duduk. Firstly saya ucapkan selamat datang ke syarikat ini.
Azman:Terima kasih tuan.
Boss: Err, boleh ceritakan sedikit sebanyak ttg keluarga kamu?
Azman: Tiada masalah tuan.
Boss: Silakan.
Azman: Saya ada 4 org adik-beradik, saya merupakan ank kedua. Ayah saya berasal dari Johor, ibu saya pula berasal dari Labuan. Nenek dan datuk sebelah ayah pula tinggal d Perak, manakala nenek dan datuk sebelah ibu saya berasal dari Sabah. Ayah saya sedang sakit d hospital, saya merupakan satu2nya harapan ibu bapa untuk membantu mereka masa hadapan. Abg saya seorang yg malas dan suka melepak sahaja. Kedua2 adik saya masih belajar d sekolah rendah, mereka tu kembar.
Boss feels very sad to hear about his story, so he ask about Azman studies.
Boss: Oh, saya boleh bantu awak. Tetapi untuk bekerja d syarikat ini awak mesti pndai brbahasa english.
Azman: Itu tidak ada masalah tuan, saya merupakan pelajar BI terbaik d kelas saya dahulu.
Boss is happy to hear about that n ask Azman in english.
Boss: Wow, Okay. Tell me about ur family in english.
Azman: Ermm, im really sorry sir, but I dun have family in english (He tot its 'Family in USA').
Boss gt shocked by HEART-ATTACK !
crita ne teda kna mngana ngan yg hidup or dah mati. sorry kalau nda lwk.
outs !
So he decided to go find some jobs while waiting, after 2 days of searching, he finally found a job in a large building beside KLCC.
The boss interviews Azman in malay.
Azman:Selamat pagi tuan.
Boss:Selamat pagi, sila duduk. Firstly saya ucapkan selamat datang ke syarikat ini.
Azman:Terima kasih tuan.
Boss: Err, boleh ceritakan sedikit sebanyak ttg keluarga kamu?
Azman: Tiada masalah tuan.
Boss: Silakan.
Azman: Saya ada 4 org adik-beradik, saya merupakan ank kedua. Ayah saya berasal dari Johor, ibu saya pula berasal dari Labuan. Nenek dan datuk sebelah ayah pula tinggal d Perak, manakala nenek dan datuk sebelah ibu saya berasal dari Sabah. Ayah saya sedang sakit d hospital, saya merupakan satu2nya harapan ibu bapa untuk membantu mereka masa hadapan. Abg saya seorang yg malas dan suka melepak sahaja. Kedua2 adik saya masih belajar d sekolah rendah, mereka tu kembar.
Boss feels very sad to hear about his story, so he ask about Azman studies.
Boss: Oh, saya boleh bantu awak. Tetapi untuk bekerja d syarikat ini awak mesti pndai brbahasa english.
Azman: Itu tidak ada masalah tuan, saya merupakan pelajar BI terbaik d kelas saya dahulu.
Boss is happy to hear about that n ask Azman in english.
Boss: Wow, Okay. Tell me about ur family in english.
Azman: Ermm, im really sorry sir, but I dun have family in english (He tot its 'Family in USA').
Boss gt shocked by HEART-ATTACK !
crita ne teda kna mngana ngan yg hidup or dah mati. sorry kalau nda lwk.
outs !
Last edited by Kaymerc on Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:13 pm; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : o.O.o)
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Re: [Lawak Time].
by Cyber Raver / Sharingan Sun May 10, 2009 4:17 pm
yeap. mne korng dpt smue ni eh..
aku ni hairan. korng ni pndai eh reke smue ni
aku ni hairan. korng ni pndai eh reke smue ni
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Re: [Lawak Time].
by JoeG a.k.a MilleniumRaver Mon May 18, 2009 7:46 pm
Reka sendiri la... Kretif tu mesti ada,....
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Re: [Lawak Time].
by Gonz Bambongan Tue May 19, 2009 10:43 pm
Aku ada banya cerita tapi malangnya kalau aku kasi kluar cerita ni nanti marah si Admin sama Moderator ... nanti aku try yang sudah kana tapis
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Re: [Lawak Time].
by Cyber Raver / Sharingan Wed May 20, 2009 5:08 pm
knape, crite ko ade mengene ngn dorng ke??
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Re: [Lawak Time].
by Gonz Bambongan Wed May 20, 2009 7:17 pm
bkan larhh banyar unsur 18SX bah kaw ini ...
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Re: [Lawak Time].
by Cyber Raver / Sharingan Wed May 20, 2009 7:18 pm
owh. ok ok lol,
ade crite lain x selain pde ni???
ade crite lain x selain pde ni???
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Re: [Lawak Time].
by JoeG a.k.a MilleniumRaver Fri May 22, 2009 12:17 am
Aku blom ada lawak lagi bwat masa skang~
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Re: [Lawak Time].
by Cyber Raver / Sharingan Fri May 22, 2009 4:05 pm
haha, ko kn pndai uat lwak mcm ni
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Re: [Lawak Time].
by Cyber Raver / Sharingan Fri May 22, 2009 10:23 pm
lol, sama. welcome to hte club. ceh
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Re: [Lawak Time].
by JoeG a.k.a MilleniumRaver Fri May 22, 2009 11:22 pm
Yeah... Club No Lawak2 bai~~ haha~
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Re: [Lawak Time].
by Cyber Raver / Sharingan Sat May 23, 2009 12:27 pm
lol, ok ok. topic ni clp psal lawak ah. haha
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